You're so nebulous sometimes
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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