No, drunk sperm still make babies.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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