My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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