That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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