Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
