I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
