i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
