My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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