This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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