dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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