Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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