Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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