why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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