I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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