Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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