North Korea, Best Korea!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she smelled like a LAN party
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
