D3 body, D1 cock
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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