Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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