and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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