thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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