I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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