I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
