Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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