party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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