hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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