And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
