I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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