I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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