he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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