16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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