I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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