We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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