I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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