I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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