Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My vagina just recognized that song.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
