And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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