Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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