We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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