I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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