He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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