i think my tv is drunk
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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