so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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