I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
