Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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