Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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