Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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