If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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