All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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