So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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