You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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